Snarf

(Verb) when you laugh so hard, snot (boogers) come out of your nose. In worst-case scenarios, onto someone else.

“Ew, did you just snarf on me?”

“His story was so funny I snarfed”

by Brenna_dee May 29, 2018

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarf

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(

Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

by MyNameWelly July 5, 2019

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

snarf

someone who farts in the tub and then eats the bubbles as they surface

DId you know johnny eats fart bubbles in the tub? Hes a total snarf

by Fuckface!123 July 9, 2021

snarfed

to get really fucked up.
as in drunk.

why? because we said so.

"I was so snarfed.... when I plummeted off of a cliff. And died."

by grand master flash March 21, 2009

Snarf

To hold someone down and sniff and lick armpits

Jay waits until kat is asleep and snarfs her armpits

by Lord carnage September 10, 2021