Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016

Snarf

To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh

That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

by Gangsta son May 31, 2016

snarf bargler

A penis that has seen better days

My friend David has a real snarf bargler.

by Cccccccc-ccccccccC February 7, 2017

Snarf

a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once

Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.

by Hubert Herbert November 25, 2020

Snarf

1 (verb): When one laughs while they are drinking and the drink comes out of their nose.

2 (verb): To consume something quickly.

3 (noun): A reptile-cat species from Thundercats (1985 & 2011).

1: Orville told me joke while I was drinking my water and it made me snarf.

2: Ellis snarfed up their meal greedily.

3: I was watching Thundercats and I saw those cute little Snarfs!

by dissect April 21, 2021

snarf

a person of female origin named Naomi butterfly.

you know snarf cheese ran waz in pickle room.

by blanlets October 28, 2023