Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
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smart idiot

The type of person that has book smarts yet lacks basic knowledge or common sense. A smart idiot is the type of person to ace a math test but not know how a can opener works, or the type of person to know the entire periodic table but pushes a pull door
A: hey it's C
B: did he just try to push a pull door?
A: yeah...
B: doesn't he have straight As?
A: yeah...
B: what a smart idiot
by Person12350 April 22, 2022
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overly smart

A highly intelligent person that can remember in detail about everyone they encounter.
Dr C.F.T. is overly smart she has over 60 clients and remembers everything about their cases in detail.
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cheap smart

The adverse effect of being street smart, when it actually becomes cheap in character.
A cheap smart always gets away looking stout on being called cheap.
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Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%
Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
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temika smart

Temika Smart is a two face slut. She thinks she's all cool when she's not she's just a crusty dog
by Fairydick May 15, 2016
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Trump smart

TRUMP SMART
adjective
1. Having only a superficial knowledge on a given subject.
2.The ability to memorize headlines and regurgitate talking points to give the effect of intelligence to a dim witted audience.
Donald could not fool the kindergarten class with his book report on "Green Eggs and Ham" because he didn't read it and he is only Trump smart.
by AmRice April 20, 2018
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