North Shore Slushie

A fine gourmet slurry of New England grade snow mixed with rock salt, and rotting roadkill snow melt run off packed tightly into a cone of your choosing.

Aye, Billy. Did you seriously end up with that girl last night? She probably tasted worse than a North Shore Slushie.

by WitherAwayyy February 7, 2025

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).

"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025