The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 21, 2011
Get the Sperm Skatesmug. Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven waiting for permission by God, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate series will not give out any information on this game.
Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.
by Jesperaae March 28, 2020
Get the Skate 4mug. 1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.
2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
Get the Lemming skatesmug. by Sydney_smells February 10, 2017
Get the Milky skatingmug. meaning "let's go skate." skaters say "let's go skate" so often that the "let's go" part is often times blended together.
by the skateboarder May 29, 2005
Get the sko skatemug. Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go
Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .
by MitchisRich January 2, 2018
Get the patty skatingmug. The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011
Get the Skate-Boarmug.