shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.

"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"

by Damiqua January 15, 2011

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.

Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!

by iamrrh April 11, 2020

Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !

I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!

by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022

Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015