Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.
Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.
by Kim_Jong_not_Il_He_Dead December 23, 2011
Get the Shotgun funeralmug. A common phrase said in the time period between ordering pizza and receiving it. After bonging some salvia and smoking some jays and everyone has bare munchies, pizza is either ordered by phone or direct from the shop. The exact rules on "shotgun" are not clear, but any-time in-between ordering and getting the pizza, one may say "Shotgun the dip" and therefore they have ownership of the dip on #1 the pizza they ordered to share OR #2 a random persons pizza (method used by stingy persons) and no one can questions this.
*At College*
Person1: Yay, the pizza has arrived
Person2: Shotgun not hoisting
Person1: Dam.... SHOTGUN THE DIP
Person2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: Yay, the pizza has arrived
Person2: Shotgun not hoisting
Person1: Dam.... SHOTGUN THE DIP
Person2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by ScenieScene May 16, 2010
Get the Shotgun The Dipmug. A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.
Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."
by Gatelotzombie January 5, 2021
Get the Pump Shotgunmug. To shotgun two beer cans at once. You poke a hole in the bottom of both beer cans, open the top, and drink them as fast as possible without a break.
In reference to COD where you have two guns at once.
Also a reference to the street fighter Kimbo Slice.
You must yell, Akimbo!
In reference to COD where you have two guns at once.
Also a reference to the street fighter Kimbo Slice.
You must yell, Akimbo!
After a night of drinking, William and Jack yelled Akimbo as they "akimbo shotgun" both beers at once!
by relbik August 21, 2010
Get the akimbo shotgunmug. The act of ejaculating into a womans anus and then having said woman flatulate on a given area. i. e. face, chest, penis, stomach, ect.
A man is flirting with a young girl and decides to take her home and try the Tennessee Shotgun. He then cums up her rectum and she blows it upon his lovely face.
by Pat and Bray November 30, 2009
Get the Tennessee Shotgunmug. When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.
Dude 1 - "Dude i just took a shotgun dump"
Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"
Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"
Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"
Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"
by AddamsAppleDude January 23, 2010
Get the Shotgun dumpmug.