sheesh

An expression of frustration or contempt. Anglicized version of the german word "Scheisse" (shit).

Sheesh, some of these definitions on urban dictionary are weird!

by sirsyko July 31, 2006

Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

sheesha

n. a glass-bottomed, long-necked bong-like gadget for smoking tobaccoo and/or hashish.
the tobaccoo comes in friut molasses(apple and strawberry are the most used..but you can also get muskmelon ..or..gulp! green marrow,too..),and the aroma is good to try and be hooked on it for-fuckin'-ever!
Down here in Amman, coffee houses offer a wide variety of tastes and contraptions to smokers but if you came to this city and wanna try a hubbly-bubbly ( the more-famous term for sheesha), try Balat Al-Rasheed tourism cafe..and welcome all o'yous tourons.

My favorite band ; an Israeli progrock and psychedelica five-piece called Churchill's made a song callled Debka where one can clearly hear a studio sheesha in full use. This band, man..

by hytham_hammer July 17, 2005

sheesh

verb - to smoke marijuana, inexplicably leading to intense video game sessions

I'm tired of working, let's sheesh and feeeef.

by SAB on the jobs June 15, 2011

sheesh

coolest kid to ever grace the town of avon. enjoys phishing and long walks on the beach with his acoustic guitar b/c he's too emo to have a girlfriend.

damn, there goes sheesh money!

by Adam Lazarra September 18, 2004

Shease

1. A shart tease.(Shart + Tease = Shease)
2. When one thinks they have sharted but, in reality they did not.
3. A warm fart leaving no discharge.

Mark was horrified when he sharted, until he later realized it was just a shease.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

sheesus

A female version of the word Jesus, used by someone to humorously substitute the female gender. Can be used to satirize ostentatious use of the exclamation "goddess" in the place of "god".

Praise Sheesus, Herllelujah!

by celeduc April 17, 2008