SHea

A freak who laughs to much

What a Shea STFU

by BXXXV February 1, 2009

seeam

Fat headed boffin/weasel who has clapped teeth and is only fashionable in the Summer and not Winter. He’s the type of guy to buy the wrong sized jacket and wear black to look skinny and tall. Oh, and he also sounds like a girl :)

I’m feeling abit Seeam today!

by Plonker May 12, 2018

sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

Shea

A skanky whore with more diseases than you can shake a stick at. Normally learns to be a tramp from a gold digging mother whose even worse. Marked by slutty behaviour and having skanky whore friends.

My girlfriend totally pulled a Shea and went to Key West to fuck whatever moved on my birthday weekend.

by Blacknblue30 October 18, 2016

Shea-shore

Actually supposed to be pronounced 'see-saw' in reference to a the play ground equipment. However, this is a cute way of saying it. Its a term of endearment for someone who balances your personal see-saw or she-shore for you. you're better half. can be your best friend, your sibling or someone close to you who is beyond awesome.

when milly is with sandra, her shea-shore is balanced

by RolaAndari July 7, 2010

shea9 Samsung

The newest model of the "shea" product by korean phone company Samsung.
This phone is mostly seen in the hands of filipino. This is a very popular model in their community.

Guy: Hey kuya! Did you get the new Shea9 Samsung phone?

Guy 2: Yes i did. A lot of my filipino friends have it. I think it is very useful and it can fit in my hand.

by jefferyjung May 31, 2011

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013