A very desperate, thirsty guy. He tries to be a player but he fails because every girl rejects him. He will hit on every single girl in your school, even the ones that he doesn't know. Girls in the younger grades, the older ones, the popular ones, the ones with boyfriends, you name it. Also including but not limited to, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your hot neighbour, married women, maybe even your dog. He will use really bad pick up lines on girls to try and trap them. If you see one, stay away.
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Slang for a young man or boy who is un-appealing in every sense, giving off an ominous glow. Some unwanted physical deformities such as lack of appendages, E.G. earlobes, make the guy a ghastly sight
Furthermore a Sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.
Furthermore a Sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.
Stuart: Woah that is the strangest looking man I've ever Seen!
Alex: You know what that is? That's a Sedgie!
Stuart: I can't bare too look at him!
Shaniqua: Why is he staring at you like that?
Laura: I don't know?!
Shaniqua: I think we've found ourselves a Sedgie! Run!
Alex: You know what that is? That's a Sedgie!
Stuart: I can't bare too look at him!
Shaniqua: Why is he staring at you like that?
Laura: I don't know?!
Shaniqua: I think we've found ourselves a Sedgie! Run!
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Get the Sedgie mug.A high school located in Santa Ana. It is the home of sluts and man whores. Girls over there give it up. Theres barely any innocent people.
Boy#1:Hey. Do you know where the hoes at?
Boyy#2:You should go to Segerstrom!!! Theres a lot of bitches there that will give it up like nothing.
Boy#1:Damn nigga! Lets get some!
Girl#1:Wheres the weed at?!
Girl#2:Theres a lot of slangers at Segerstrom!! You can get anything.
Boyy#2:You should go to Segerstrom!!! Theres a lot of bitches there that will give it up like nothing.
Boy#1:Damn nigga! Lets get some!
Girl#1:Wheres the weed at?!
Girl#2:Theres a lot of slangers at Segerstrom!! You can get anything.
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by r siz October 11, 2013
Get the sergeant light prick mug.A woman who has a sudden onset of symptoms due to the lack of sexual, mental, and emotional intake of a unique individual named "Sergio."
Such symptoms begin with casual comments to attempt to see Sergio again. Progressing to irritation if not being able to engage with Sergio in close periods of time. If unable to satisfy the need for more Sergio the sergebetic will likely lower standands and give up most dignity to survive. Ex., beg for his attention, cry, give guilt trips, be the other woman, and ultimately agree to 3somes. It is best to avoid online dating, going home with this guy on the first date, and having sex sooner than the 6th date. Curvy women with breast larger than DD and/or ass for days should have EXTREME cautuon.
However, if you still have yet to experience earth shattering sex and a man who will always say the right thing ( even if he doesn't always act on it) then Sergio is the way to go.
Such symptoms begin with casual comments to attempt to see Sergio again. Progressing to irritation if not being able to engage with Sergio in close periods of time. If unable to satisfy the need for more Sergio the sergebetic will likely lower standands and give up most dignity to survive. Ex., beg for his attention, cry, give guilt trips, be the other woman, and ultimately agree to 3somes. It is best to avoid online dating, going home with this guy on the first date, and having sex sooner than the 6th date. Curvy women with breast larger than DD and/or ass for days should have EXTREME cautuon.
However, if you still have yet to experience earth shattering sex and a man who will always say the right thing ( even if he doesn't always act on it) then Sergio is the way to go.
Ex. 1
Co-worker: "why do you keep checking your phone every ten minutes? I'm talking to you"
Curvy Girl: "because Sergio usually texts me sweet good morning texts."
Co-worker: "you need to have sex with him soon you sergebetic."
Ex. 2
Friend: " hey girl we are all going to cancun for spring break are you coming?"
Girl: "No sergio might want to see me soon and I need to be ready to go over."
Friend: "sergebetic."
Ex. 3
Friend: " I thought you were straight."
Girl: " I am. But sergio has a girlfriend so if I want him I have to sleep with her too."
Friend: " wow, you are a full blown sergebetic for sure!
Co-worker: "why do you keep checking your phone every ten minutes? I'm talking to you"
Curvy Girl: "because Sergio usually texts me sweet good morning texts."
Co-worker: "you need to have sex with him soon you sergebetic."
Ex. 2
Friend: " hey girl we are all going to cancun for spring break are you coming?"
Girl: "No sergio might want to see me soon and I need to be ready to go over."
Friend: "sergebetic."
Ex. 3
Friend: " I thought you were straight."
Girl: " I am. But sergio has a girlfriend so if I want him I have to sleep with her too."
Friend: " wow, you are a full blown sergebetic for sure!
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