scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.

Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!

by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011

Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.

Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!

by Big boi42069 June 22, 2020

Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

Scrotum Sucker

Someone who creates unnecessary drama and does stupid shit to blame others.

Girl 1: Don't be such a Scrotum Sucker!
Girl 2: well.... nuH UH! it's all your fault

by toxic0438 February 21, 2019

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016

Sad scrotum

A term to call a person when they are annoying and every other word just won’t accurately describe them

Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!

Me: global chat Stop being such a sad scrotum

by Squirtleballs23 June 13, 2018

scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about

yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018