super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Super Straight

Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.

Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Super Straight

A superstraight is a gay furry

David:im Super Straight!

Sam:gross

David:i just want a werewolf daddy

by Egg Zey May 9, 2022

Super straight

Super straight is a man or woman whom wants to date someone who is born the opposite gender.

He/she has identified as super straight

by Thattoytaguy March 5, 2021

Super straight

A cic person who specifically likes their opposite gender (specifically male and female) and nothing else

My Sexuality is super straight

by Marshmallow2020 March 3, 2021

Super Straight

People who hide their transfobia in a “new sexuality”

Me: Hey, would you date a trans women?
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”

Me: Oh, so your just transphobic

by Anonymus1234513 March 8, 2021

super straight.

Super straight. A fake sexual orientation made by transphobic people seeking oppression. People who are 'super straight' are not sexually attracted to trans people, but actually have a secret piss kink, much like the people with 'nor/mal' pronouns.

Transphobic: I'm coming out as super straight.
Normal human being: No, you're a transphobic, oppression seeking straight person, but don't be ashamed to have a piss kink :)

by Superphobīc March 8, 2021