strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

Strugglish

Trying to find a word for another is strugglish at times

It's going to be strugglish from here on through the next storm.

by Pockets420 January 8, 2023

Struggflong

Strugg-flong.

An insult mostly catered towards unfaithful partners or people known to sleep around.

Same vibe as " Floozy "

I think Tim's wife is a Struggflong!

That Struggflong better not be taking my boyfriend home.

by Victorisvictorr July 8, 2023

Sprugging Out

Named after SpruggyV2, “Sprugging out” means that you are recycling the memes that you are sending.

Dude, you already sent that meme, stop Sprugging Out!

by MakeyMakeyEggsAndBakey August 13, 2023

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

strogging

when you cum yourself in the shower or bath tub

strogging like callum shannon every morning

by hamish barren August 18, 2024