status: hood

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.

Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"

by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

Platinum status

The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze

Mike is so hot he's platinum status! I wish I could sleep with him at the next party!

by Christina the durnkard December 2, 2007

Wizard Status Incel

When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...

Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".

by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021

Status Filler

term used to describe the status update of one who is not witty enough to come up with an original thought, but instead fills in a song lyric or famous quote. "Status Fillers" are used by, but not limited to: bored college student, drunk sorority girl, Glenn Beck (all of Fox News actually), guidos, and all religions (they are most likely to quote something out of a fairy tale book)

"I have a dream" is a status filler

by RealSH September 16, 2010

Status Bomb

A Person, Place, Thing, or comment left on a facebook status update that completely kills off the topic prior to full development.

User: "Why do I get sick so often!?"

Bomber: Obscenity, involving an embarrassing moment, or just overall comment that nobody cares to add too.

"Prolly from all the man chowder!"

The topic is now dead, nice Status Bomb.

by iXist April 19, 2011

bestie status

1. When your a trust worthy,down to earth,real person
2. You know your on bestie status when that one person your always with tells your the darkest secrets,and only wants to be around you.
3. It comes from the latin root, BestFriend or BFF.

4.You know your on best status when your exactly like Killa C

Example: Damn Killa C Be On Dat Bestie Status!

by Kay Krunk March 12, 2008

WoW Status

The state you are in when you are playing World of Warcraft for extended amounts of time and you have not showered for a while, eat food at your computer, and you just feel great.

Dude, after than 4 day weekend of raiding I was sooo WoW status!!!

by Element Jay1 February 1, 2010