Starbucks Prayer

The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.

We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?

by George N. Dikarnatzis October 17, 2009

starbucks stutter

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.

Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

starbucks name

The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.

Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.
Worker: Name?
Maryam: Mary
...............
Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.

by Taylor the Absolute February 4, 2009

starbucks professional

Grifter/hustler who "offices" at a Starbucks posing as a business person complete with business cards displaying their first and middle names only with a job title (i.e. Estimator, etc.) and a cell number.
Favored expressions: "I can get back with you on that.", "I know I can save you money.", "Here's my card.", "Do you have a card?".

Turns out he was just another starbucks professional hustling or conning suckers in his "office".

by OkieObserver September 28, 2014

starbucks twink

A twink who works as a barista at Starbucks. Typically with a septum piercing. Can be found at every Starbucks as that is a twinks natural habitat. The hottest twinks work at Starbucks.

I just went to get some coffee and there was the cutest Starbucks twink

by Soyboy-sinner April 1, 2021

starbucks elbow

Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.

Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."

Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"

by Jimmy Stale January 20, 2009

Starbucks Pigeon

A person either male or female (but usually female), who sits for long hours at a time at starbucks.Longer then any cup of coffee should take to be drunk. They dont have a book to read or a computer to use they just sit there and stare at everyone coming in and out of the store and the drivers who drive by.

I really cant give a good example......


if you see three girls at starbucks but they havnt touched their coffee in like 5 mins. then you got yourself a pigeon

by Qldsboy September 6, 2005