cum stain

a complete waste of human flesh or a moron

my boss is such a cum stain

by odie0811 April 18, 2006

drippin stains

A fresh paint job. It's so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet.

That classic Cadillac is drippin stains on the pavement.

by Patrick111 July 07, 2006

cum stain

A stain left on a surface after sex, usually clothing or bed sheets.

Evans mom rubbed her pussy all over a dirty motel room bed and got pregnant from a cum stain on the bed.

by wouldntyouliketoknow;) January 11, 2011

Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014

Rust Stain

A brown trail that leads typically from the anus to the knee along the inner leg brought on my loss of bowel control. Usually this occurs in the older population (70+).

Dude, my grandpa needs to quit wearing shorts, his rust stain left a mark on the couch again.

by Zaterion December 13, 2005

stained bitch

A girl that has been fucked to much, worn out like an old stained jumper that no one wants... Like a wannabe Milf, you know the sort old bird thinks she can still go out every week and looks like shit in a microwave.

"Look at that old stained bitch"

"What a fucking mess"

"Yeah what a fucking stained bitch"

"I wouldn't wipe my ass off in her face"

by whatafuckinghero February 27, 2007

muck stain

In poker, the residue left on the table after a player has just bluffed and bought the pot. Much residue is left on the table and it can never be removed.

Pat Shelby just left a gigantic muck stain on my new poker table after buying the pot during the last hand.

by beemil October 11, 2006