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artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.
So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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Sphincter of Doom

Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.
Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter"

Jim - "Throw a timed mine!"

Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..."

Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!"

Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?"

Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"
by Nickeatworld March 1, 2009
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Sphincter took the jimmies

My sphincter took the jimmies and I ruined my clothes !
by Miss Gale March 18, 2023
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sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.
by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018
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sphincter trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way
by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023
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Sphincter slam

When you fart so loudly both your butt cheeks close simultaneously
Most of the night you want to go to the bathroom & do a sphincter slam but you don't for fear it'll wake up the neighborhood
by Faithmoriahfaith June 22, 2015
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Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)
“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher
by Squickly July 4, 2018
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