sootscuffed

Somebody who loves Wilbur soot and is an amazing moot

person: I follow Sootscuffed

Me: 💍

by Olie592 January 7, 2022

tasty shorts

shorts showing at least 6 inches or more of the wearers buttocks or ass area.
not to be confused with hot pants.

that girl looked hot in tasty shorts.

by Giva Nakimura April 11, 2010

Sofa Sores

This is when you've been playing loads of games/watching loads of films/TV or looking online for an incredible amount of time and you get the symptoms of a numb butt, stiff achy muscles and pins & needles in various places, a bit like when you're bed ridden in hospital or something for too long.

Ty: Is Dave gonna come with us to see the movie tonight?
Chino: Nah dude, he's got that new game.. won't see him for months!
Ty: Oh man, he's gonna be covered in Sofa Sores!
Chino: Hahah ain't that the truth!
Ty: I'm over it. Let's go.

by Talonz April 16, 2010

Independent Sorostitute

A girl who is not in the greek system but cannot be called a GDI because of her redeeming qualities of a true sorostitute.

My best friend is an independent sorostitute that dates the pledge master and does his laundry.

by LadyFratterton January 26, 2011

Hairy Shorts

When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.

Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.

by Jobgobbler September 27, 2013

Nonpolite shorts

It’s shorts, but not shorts because there is like no fabric. It don’t cover any buns sista

“ I am wearing my nonpolite shorts”

by Hoeisthewaytogo January 5, 2020

Bootay shorts

So I went to wendys and they say no booty shorts and i'm like "WHY NO BUY 2 FOR 1 BOOTAY SHORTS MAN?? ITS SIMPLE MATH, 2 X 1 MAN" Anyways thats why I don't eat there anymore. Burger king is very underrated I would eat there more if they gave away more coupons. I can never tell the difference between the bacon and mayo. COME BUY MY BOOTAY SHORTS TO ATTRACT YOUR HOT DRAGON BABE BY THEM STARING AT YO ASS! I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS HOW TO GET LAID MAN

"I BOUGHT RIN YAKAGEMI'S 𝟮 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟭 BOOTAY SHORTS!"

by Rin Yakagemi February 23, 2021