slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.

Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.

by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019

Slab 8:30

A place where you go and get fucked up in the summer and have to run from the cops

Yo slab 8:30 tonigjt

by Haddonfeildass.net December 8, 2020

SLAB

Stands for Something like a boyfriend. Somewhere between an ex and boyfriend. You fight a lot and when you get back together often so your not quite sure what to call them

Yea, my SLAB and I broke up, but recently have been talking again.

by LinzoCrispy November 22, 2021

Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Slab

A slab is what fishermen (usually those experienced in bass fishing) refer to as a big or a solid sized fish. The term slab is mostly used for sport fish like bass and crappie.

Hunter: “Those fallen trees over there look like they have some big slabs in it.”

by Fishingbruv July 12, 2021

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021