September 24

The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.

Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.

by Septembermk November 04, 2019

september 4

Today is the day you finally get to kiss your crush!

I kissed my crush september 4 at a show. It was perfect!

by angelbaby418 October 15, 2019

21 September

Do you remember..?

If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend

Ba-dee-ya

Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA

by monke cactus March 10, 2021

september 20th

the shitfest that started as a joke turned literal for anime weebs and millennials that wanted to see them aliens at area 51

todays september 20th, time to see them aliens

by shadowguy128 September 02, 2019

september 30

the day real bitches were born. most likely can rap.

yo did you see beth today she was spittin fire at lunch. she was definitely born on september 30th

by spicy peppermint October 16, 2019

September 10th

September 10th is a day when the most admirable person is born. They’ll do anything to make you happy. Though they can be stubborn at times they’ll always be by your side

Him: she’s such a great friend, I bet she’s born on September 10th
Me: yup you’re right!

Also me: I’m going to play volleyball with them now

by Audrey Angel March 20, 2021

September 28

National kiss/hug your crush day!

who cares if they’re taken, kiss or hug your crush on september 28! go get em!

by applesauces are hot September 27, 2021