September 24

The one day it’s legal to punch a bitch.

Joe:Its September 24 I’m going to punch Karen be right back
Ben:I’m going to punch Lisa too see you later.

by Septembermk November 3, 2019

september 4

Today is the day you finally get to kiss your crush!

I kissed my crush september 4 at a show. It was perfect!

by angelbaby418 October 15, 2019

21 September

Do you remember..?

If you're born on this date you are an absolute legend

Ba-dee-ya

Person 1: Do you remember, the 21st night of September?
Person 2: Uh, today is 21 September...
Person 1: BA-DEE-YA

by monke cactus March 10, 2021

september 20th

the shitfest that started as a joke turned literal for anime weebs and millennials that wanted to see them aliens at area 51

todays september 20th, time to see them aliens

by shadowguy128 September 1, 2019

september 30

the day real bitches were born. most likely can rap.

yo did you see beth today she was spittin fire at lunch. she was definitely born on september 30th

by spicy peppermint October 15, 2019

September 28

National kiss/hug your crush day!

who cares if they’re taken, kiss or hug your crush on september 28! go get em!

by applesauces are hot September 26, 2021

september 11

the sexiest, coolest, nicest & kindest, gorgeous, hottest, fucking amazing-est people were born on september.

Person A: yo when were u born

Person B: september 11!

Person A: holy shit man that’s amazing! i’m so jealous that you’re born on such a amazing day.

by calijk October 5, 2021