Rumple River

The process of drinking several and consecutive shots of Rumplemintz; And in doing so, bumping into other bar patrons, slurring words and of course, drinking more Rumplemintz.

"Hey buddy! How bout we get housed on tequila shots tonight!

Ehh, I'm feeling a bit trashy. Wanna ride that dirty Rumple River instead?"

by JayPlotz December 23, 2013

tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.

Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider

by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014

broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).

"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!

by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016

Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018

Kamen Rider

The series that beats all of your favorite fictional characters in a fight.

"Kirito vs Ex Aid would be a good death battle."
"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."

by FalseScyther December 19, 2020

Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019