A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 23, 2011

by Fat Nigga December 13, 2010

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.
by The Jacketman June 11, 2006

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess
by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008

punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
by caneface April 5, 2003

A town near Rancho Cordova. Many houses are color coordinated (brown) and the grass is always perfect. The town consists of old retirees who enjoy the routine life of going to Starbucks and the Gold River Racquetball Club or usually very nice but spoiled children. A very safe place to live but very sheltered. No partiers or people who want to have fun should live here
Gold River citizen: "What do you want to do today?"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
'Well yesterday I woke up in the late morning, went to starbucks for breakfast and then went to the racquetball club so lets do that exact same thing until we're pushing up daisies'
"Sounds good"
by werrichbutthereisnotmoregold December 18, 2012

The richest/biggest party high school of howard county. They are known for they're football, slutty girls, and alcohol intake. A river hill student is often seen riding around in a Mercades Benz, Hanging out at the Village Center, getting high on " Pot Head Path", fighting at the " Tot Lot" or drunk at a party. After football games they often hang out at the " River Hill Grill"... yes, they have they're own resturant. Basically, they are snobby rich kids who party alot. GO HAWKS!
John: " I was at a River Hill football game last night & that shit was crazy. They won of course and then we all went to eat at the Grill."
Tyler: Yea, I didn't go to the game but I went to the party after, shitt was off the hook. Soooo many drunk bitchesss."
Tyler: Yea, I didn't go to the game but I went to the party after, shitt was off the hook. Soooo many drunk bitchesss."
by SexyLexi0987654 January 2, 2011
