Poo-Poo Raccoon

A long performed sexual act where a male dunks his testicles into a females #2 hole. After the infamous T dunk, he then very carefully places his testicles into the females eye sockets. This in return gives off an almost makeup look raccoon eye
Wow Karen has a terrific Smokey eye shadow look today…no..no..that’s poo man!!! She must have got a poo-poo raccoon!
by Ben Noxul August 12, 2021
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raccoon admiration day

January 9th
A day spent admiring raccoons. If you see a raccoon, you must bow.
Guess what day it is”
“Raccoon admiration day?”
“Yeah shove it up your butt
by bunniesgomoo January 5, 2020
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Brazilian Raccoon Orgy

The act of seducing and fully shaving several raccoons then engaging in elicit sexual activities with said raccoons while wearing their fur as clothes.
Wow Brian, that Brazilian Raccoon Orgy yesterday made my asshole quiver all night!
by Bt10384928 August 20, 2023
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Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal
My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.
by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023
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Poo-Poo Raccoon

This sexual act is when a male places his testicles inside of a females #2 hole. After, he strategically places his testicles in her eye sockets. This gives off an almost makeup like smokey eye, which in return resembles raccoon eyes.
Wow! Karen has terrific smokey eye shadow on today…
No man! That’s Poo! Looks like she had a fun night receiving a infamous poo-poo raccoon
by Ben Noxul August 12, 2021
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Brazilian Raccoon Orgy

The act of seducing and fully shaving several raccoons and engaging in illicit sexual activities with them while wearing their fur.
Brian, that Brazilian Raccoon Orgy last night was off the wall!
by Bt10384928 August 20, 2023
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The Royal Raccoon

The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
The Royal Racccoon has frightened the pathetic Americans into submussion.
by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003
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