Someone with little to no understanding of basic human anatomy, let alone the functionality of most things for that matter. Will often ask you to engage with bizarre hypothetical situations.
Riley: Apparently, your eyes are supposed to adjust in the dark?
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
by Colourfluff August 23, 2019
Get the Riley mug.This girl seems like really awesome yet crazy at first,but then you start to realize she’s a b trying to get you all to herself just so she can crush you.
New girl:I just met Riley!She is so nice!
Smart girl:she’s a b
New girl:bu-
Smart girl:she will try to take you all for herself and then blackmail you,it’s happened to soooo many people here,all you have to do is ignore her and you’ll get through school pretty well
New girl:that’s so stupid,I can’t believe you would say that!
*New girl died a few months later,suicide*
Smart girl:she’s a b
New girl:bu-
Smart girl:she will try to take you all for herself and then blackmail you,it’s happened to soooo many people here,all you have to do is ignore her and you’ll get through school pretty well
New girl:that’s so stupid,I can’t believe you would say that!
*New girl died a few months later,suicide*
by True doe June 8, 2018
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