fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Four-legged Rake

A four-legged rake is a dog that insists on rolling in fresh-cut grass or piles of dead leaves, just for the sheer joy of carrying them into the house with him. Once, the leaves are on your floor or furniture, they become yard dandruff.

My Chihuahua is a four-legged rake. He just brought in half the lawn.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 15, 2015

rake yohn

Rake Yohn is the guy with crazy hair who gets his Salad tossed.

Beginning of CKY4 when he gets his butt licked.

by Icemt9 March 01, 2005

rake your garden

Exposing those lying bitches

(Cautiously eradicating people who speak heresies about true facts)

Bro, you still talk to Skye? ! You gotta rake your garden!

by Snake killer March 10, 2017

hit him with a rake

the most common retort used by musicianforum members, AKA MXicans when someone posts about.. well, pretty much anything.

this retort was originated from a thread made by blockhead whose dad called him a jew and he hit his dad with a rake.

person: so yesterday i spilled this cup of coffee and my manager fired me

MXican: hit him with a rake LOLOL

by BIoTeCH September 17, 2005

rake yohn

A faggot fucking douchebag that only knows how to give head, according to beast-man.

In Iceland Rake Yohn thought it would be funny to set the AM/FM radio on fire.

by Gabriel D March 19, 2005

Rake my garden

When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.

Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?

Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself

by John Q. Pubic April 26, 2006