Qualique Coleman

Someone who is horrible at texting back. They can be annoying at times and make you wanna hurt them But, In the end they'll always be there no matter how much ya'll done been through. They're someone you'll love forever even when on bad terms. Don't get attached though!

ANO: hey wyd (8:20pm)
Qualique Coleman:Nun hbu (11:21pm)

ANO: So you ain't breathing? (11:25pm)
Qualique Coleman: NO (11:42pm)
Qualique Coleman is such a smart ass!

by Panacake Head Angel February 22, 2020

Qualifliar

Someone who has to use the word "but" in a comment , and winds up changing the entire intent of their comment .

Joe was such a qualifliar , you could never count on him to say what he really meant .

by eapoe June 7, 2020

Qualifucked

The act of being good and knowledgeable at your job so that management won't let you transition to a new or higher position.

Joe has become so skilled at his work that he is now qualifucked and will be there until the end of time.

by Brokenpriest June 16, 2020

qualifuckingfied

It's just qualified, with some extra steps.

HOLY SHIT, DUDE. I AM QUALIFUCKINGFIED IN THAT SHIT!

by itzbizzz September 21, 2020

qualilz

A synonym for its clipped. When something is not gonna happen or bad vibes.

The cops were at the party, it’s qualilz.

by Jdeasy07 November 21, 2020

qualifier

A word or phrase that serves to validate the falsifiability of a statement by expressing the speaker's lack of knowledge or understanding. It has a legitimate use for people like journalists or legal practitioners, but otherwise tends to make you sound like a cu**.

"A qualifier is basically something you say when you wanna get punched. It's when you add a weasely word to what you're saying so you're never technically in-"

by jack__hoffman December 12, 2020

qualifier

A word or phrase that seeks to validate the falsifiability of a statement by emphasising a lack of knowledge of understanding. Qualifiers have a legitimate use in jobs like journalism or lawyering, but otherwise tend to make you sound like a cu**.

"A qualifier is basically something you say when you wanna get punched. It's when you add a weasely word to what you're saying so you're never technically in-"

by jack__hoffman December 12, 2020