jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.
Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.
by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011
mugGet the jersey hit and quitmug.

You're Quite Welcome

you say you're quite welcome when you are more than glad to do something for another person
Pretty girl:

Thanks for taking me out to dinner

Guy:

You're quite Welcome, it was my pleasure!
by MBKmedia May 7, 2009
mugGet the You're Quite Welcomemug.

quit your jibbajabba

A term often used by B.A in The A-TEAM when some one is talking in a foolish manner
Merdock if you dont quit your jibbajabba i'm gona brack you in two
by Adam Boulding September 5, 2008
mugGet the quit your jibbajabbamug.

Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"
1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.
by haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009
mugGet the Are you quite finished?mug.

Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008
mugGet the Too Legit to Quitmug.

quit yo bitchin

when you want either your friend or your date to stfu and stop complaining
Friend: omg fml i got an f on my final and i got a really bad hair day

You: bitch quit yo bitchin
by dudescicle June 20, 2011
mugGet the quit yo bitchinmug.

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