Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.
It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.
by GoodWeatherChris March 09, 2022
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“Putin is ugly
Ew Putin”
by Fel March 13, 2022
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Putin

A very rude and disgusting man
who likes to destroy our friends and home.
#prayforukraine
stay safe yall
Friend: whos bombing ukraine?!?
y/n:Putin
by thatgirlpurr April 08, 2022
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Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.
by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022
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Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
by A bunch of random letters February 06, 2023
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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
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Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.
That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.
by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022
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