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Puck Slut

Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
by Robinhader_0 August 16, 2016
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PUCKING

URBAN WAY TO ADRESS SOMETHING BORING...
THIS MOVIE IS SO PUCKING BORING...
by AUSTIN TH August 4, 2019
mugGet the PUCKINGmug.

Gamer Puck

1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.
Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.
by rickyukon August 21, 2020
mugGet the Gamer Puckmug.

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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puck

A small bluetooth-enabled GPS reciever used to enable otherwise non-location-aware bluetooth-enabled devices (such as cellular phones) to be location-aware.
I bought a puck for my Blackberry Pearl so I can use Google Maps!
by L-geek December 9, 2008
mugGet the puckmug.
Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
mugGet the What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?mug.

hockey pucks

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!
by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014
mugGet the hockey pucksmug.

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