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Puck Slut

Women that find hockey players attractive and because of this perform sexual intercourse with as many players as possible
Wow you really like hockey players you must be a puck slut or something
by Robinhader_0 August 16, 2016
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creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon
susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”
by potterharry June 10, 2021
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Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.
bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat
by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022
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Muck and Puck

I'm bringing some apps to the muck and puck.
by Mega Jef August 18, 2018
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hockey pucks

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!
by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014
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Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.
Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

Suck my knob!”
by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020
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