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do you like ashley?
oh, PROBS like ashely. i would never like that bitch!
by that pimp December 28, 2005
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Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.
Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.
Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.
by The Shankinator November 12, 2018
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Probsuction

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.
Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.
by poliko September 12, 2009
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Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010
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prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.
I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".
by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004
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