A bitch, one who finds problems in any and every aspect of life. Can never be satisfied because the only way they get satisfaction is from the lack there of. Thinks they have friends but in reality has no one, even the people they think care the most about them go out of their way to not hang out with this 'Problem Whore'. Usually gets pregnant in early age not by mistake, but on purpose, to create another problem that they can complain about. Deep down extremely insecure due to the fact that when nothing in the world is wrong they still hate themselves.
Girl 1: "OMG I can't believe my finger nail broke off again!!! I hate my life!!"
Girl 2: "God, you're such a problem whore."
Girl 2: "God, you're such a problem whore."
by Camsey March 15, 2011
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1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.
Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.
by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009
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Jim: "This social studies project is going to take forever! I won't get to go to the movies! This is such a problem..."
Jeff: "That's called a problect."
Jeff: "That's called a problect."
by minibeast198 April 12, 2009
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Get the Problem loading page mug.The condition that makes others not want to ask the question, "how are you doing?" The sufferer consistently has drama, issues and multiple problems. They will always have a long, drawn out response of ailments and problems including physical, social, financial and personal. They do not take resonsibility; it is never their fault and they do not want resolution.
Kim: "Hey, have you talked to Carmen lately?"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"
by shitdamnhellpussyonthewall October 19, 2013
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Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.
by but for June 7, 2018
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