by Mapowl September 09, 2022
by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016
The act of dressing your romantic partner in formal attire and proceeding to smack the living shit out of them until they give you a piece of information or something you desire.
Joe: Hey, where’d you get that black eye?
Jim: My girl pulled a Dirty President on me to get me to unlock my phone.
Jim: My girl pulled a Dirty President on me to get me to unlock my phone.
by Generical January 08, 2022
You’ve heard of mayors, but the city president is a locally appointed official of a city, town, or village. Holding no official rank, individuals can hold an election to independently determine a friend as City President if they so choose. This is especially effective is said city is so small it doesn't belong on any meaningful map, hence making said person the most significant or, in some cases, only resident.
by YesPapa47 May 23, 2021
When Complainer-in-Chief's compulsive need for continuous media attention causes him to then claim: 1. The media is the "Enemy of the People" and out to smear my "good" name, 2. He is the victim of someone he hired/nominated, 3. He is the victim of some hot mess or drama he created, 4. He is "The only one" able to fix anything and everything wrong in America then hurls blame in every other direction when he can't.
Stay tuned for more on this breaking story "Munchausen by Presidency"... WH reports fire in West Wing...man seen here holding large hose between legs - apparently dousing flames, single-handedly extinguishing blaze. "White House goes down in flames" Drone footage someone hiding behind South Lawn shed, digging, 2 gas cans seen nearby. Perp seen fleeing in pink robe, flat orange beret. Another in 5" pumps.
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
WH tweet "Using very large hands, and huuuge hose, to extinguish very hot fire, huuge flames - sizzingling, bigly, very hot flames." Smoke alarms blare like copter blades in newly-released 9-1-1 recording, man bellowing, "House was on fire..it was. It's out now. I am the only one who can extinguish a fire this size. It was uuuuuuge. I can put it out though. I did it ...by myself. I'm very strong. Flames fear me. Not like last resident. Most people don't know how thick my hose is. It pumps enough to douse any sized flame. There was one I couldn't put out easily myself though; it was hot...some say I am hot! ...I won't argue. A bright orange nest of hairspray landed on me. All of my dear friends arrived just in time...they extinguished that one - wasn't very big. Very special people --porn stars. Always there when I need a leak... I mean, a hand. Wait...ok good talking to you. Breaking FoxNews coming on now - gotta go watch"
by Ladyjanenc December 04, 2018
a pressure-valve president is a president that acts as a 'pressure release valve' for government lobby groups to deter pent up resentment of voting citizens towards the direction a country is or has been moving.
Trump supporters are now content enough to allow the powers that be to continue with corruption, just enough pressure has been released from the voting class that any current or future uprisings are quelled, all thanks to PV President Trump.
President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
President Trump is a PV President, just look at all these MAGA hat-wearing supporters their rights are more infringed on now than under Clinton, Bush or Obama yet they refuse to see Trump for the PV President that he is.
by alwysgldn August 11, 2019
The person who represents Spain or Niall Horan. Niall Horan speaks spanish so well that he is the president of Spain. He once said: "Yo soy español, español, español"
by Hanna Vanderwald December 27, 2020