Poked in the shitter

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.

Lia got poked in the shitter by james brown.

by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009

Coker Poked

To experience Life-Altering or otherwise fantastic cunnilingus or intercourse.

"Daaaayum, Homie! Susan's walking like she's been bare backing a mechanical bull! That ho got COKER POKED!

by Antoine Remmington III October 27, 2007

poke-able

The ability to poke.
Speaks for itself really!

Stacey is oh so poke-able.

by smushmorshann October 30, 2008

Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

poked the wolf

To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.

Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.

by GravityFallsNoMore March 29, 2015

Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.

by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019

Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch

stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend

by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020