1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
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by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022
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by Sodie man December 28, 2021
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Back in 2014 you could really wear neon yellow lipstick and go triple platinum.
Back in 2014 you could really wear neon yellow lipstick and go triple platinum.
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