Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

by ratlab June 18, 2024

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Triple platinum

To “blow up”: to get a lot of attention.

When I was at the club last night I went triple platinum, everyone wanted my number.

Back in 2014 you could really wear neon yellow lipstick and go triple platinum.

by Bellylouu._. August 8, 2025

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gay platinum

When a gay fella has never slept with a lady

Damn, Steve is a gay platinum. He's never slept with a woman.

by Platinum Steve February 17, 2018

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Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.

Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒

by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014

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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!

by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025

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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

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