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Platinum Parachute

1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.

2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
by Reverend_Dude July 4, 2025
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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”
Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022
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double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong
I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...
by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014
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Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*
My brothers wife is real platinum minor
by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022
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Mr platinum

Saying that your gonna platinum a game on ps4 every time you start a game. And then never getting more than 1% done with it
Mr platinum is gonna platinum this game this week and then never play it again
by Sodie man December 28, 2021
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Triple platinum

To “blow up”: to get a lot of attention.
When I was at the club last night I went triple platinum, everyone wanted my number.

Back in 2014 you could really wear neon yellow lipstick and go triple platinum.
by Bellylouu._. August 8, 2025
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