tar pigs

A traffic officer that monitors speed on the roads and gives you tickets

I got busted by the tar pigs godammit!

by Dr True Love September 30, 2022

tar pigs

A traffic officer that monitors speed on the roads and gives you tickets

I got busted by the tar pigs godammit!

by Dr True Love September 30, 2022

All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023

when pigs fly

something so absurd and unbelievable that it can only happen in a world where pigs can fly

you? getting a girlfriend? only when pigs fly

by the edGRR February 11, 2026

Running of the Pigs

Two people buy an 18 of any sort of beer that isn't bud light and try to finish it outside the liquor store before the cops come. Once they arrive you will try to avoid capture by said cops by fleeing.

"Hey man, we're going to do the running of the pigs later. You in?"

by Tstewie February 27, 2017

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 21, 2019