A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
Get the Philipmug. 
by Filip with an F November 4, 2019
Get the Philipmug. A short kid that can't get a girlfriend because he is ugly as fuck, usually is very dirty minded, outgoing, funny, again ugly,short, and has a urge for love but of course he's ugly so he can't find it. He also gets bullied a lot, but he doesn't care even know some things they say might hurt him. He gets pushed around a lot which sucks.
by HEyHeyGoOd_Big DAdDy February 11, 2020
Get the Philipmug. 
Doesn’t have time to read every supposedly creative “individual” definition of names. He still posts his own though... what a hypocrite.
by Liquidshit69 November 23, 2021
Get the jan-philipmug. (Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017
Get the Philip The Nutmug.