Owen Phelps

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Phelped

To thoroughly succeed and win all events of one sport or activity, while being the best of all time. Usually includes embarassing your competitors by winning by a large margin.

A: Did you win?
B: I beat everyone there, while getting the award for best player of all time. I'm getting sponsor requests now.
A: You totally phelped that place.

by DeathTray October 11, 2008

phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

Leamon phelps

A tall handsome man

Leamon phelps is a tall handsome man

by 93308 September 19, 2021

Phelped

To get beaten by a large margin.

Michael Phelps "phelped" his competition at the 2008 Beijing olympics

Next time we play basketball, I'll phelp you.

by Goose931 October 18, 2008