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Pulling a Phelps 

To decimate all competition so much that the world wont be able to catch up to your absolute domination for at least 30 years.
"Dude I was totally Pulling a Phelps last night in bed, now Im the only person the ladies want to screw
Pulling a Phelps by KingofThePies October 13, 2008

Pulling a Phelps 

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.
I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.
Pulling a Phelps by ClubTest November 7, 2011

jocelyn marie phelps 

A sexy girl with big boobs and ass that is a party girl. Is destined to date a Jackson, Jacob or Jeffery. Is a great friend and will be always on your side no matter what. Not afraid to throw a punch, insult or be sassy at anyone. Popular in a good way. Stay out of her way or come on into it. She was or may not care.
Holy shit! Didja' see that jocelyn marie phelps punched jacob and kissed jackson?

phelds podge 

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle
phelds podge by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Phelpsing 

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.
Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.
Phelpsing by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Phelpster 

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.
"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."
Phelpster by R $money$ February 4, 2009