Pelican

The brown pelican is found in arrears such as Hong Kong and England. Its known for always being late and highly retarded on a Monday morning. The Pelican's favorite meal is the blue duck and this is a sight not to be missed if the two come across each other. The Brown Pelican nearly became extinct in 2018.

Pelican wot you upto? Still trying to figure which day it is!

by Regards Dingooo August 23, 2019

neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)

You wouldn't know your arse from an anthole. Neck up, ya pelican!

by Yimothy March 1, 2023

The Pelican

The act of one taking a shit on an assholes’s private boat dock.

My friend executed the pelican after an asshole told us we couldn’t use his private dock.

by DDIDallas August 8, 2021

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

pelican

more chat less work. Talk too much but in the situation you shit it

you fucking pelican

by rkidbilly June 9, 2023

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

pelican walk

When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt

Pelican walk-in all da way there ..

by Lackadams December 12, 2019