Problema con pedro

A phrase characterizing a problem someone is clearly not mentally and/or physically equipped to handle.

So your dad needs to settle a dispute between his Latin girlfriend's mother and her volatile boyfriend?

yeah... problema con pedro

by Mat IV July 22, 2009

vote 4 pedro

If you vote 4 Pedro, all your wildest dreams will come true.

He's got a sweet bike, he's good at hooking up with chicks, and he's the only guy in school with a mustache.

by Pedro Sanchez March 11, 2005

Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14

Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...

by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 28, 2018

Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.

doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.

by charles charlie October 14, 2008

Pedro's hoes

Hoes That Belong To Pedro That Require Corona Beer Or Tequilas And Tacos As Payment For Sexual Activities

Pedro's hoe "Aye Papi!!!!!!!"
Old Man "Good Now Go Hoe. Here's You Case Of Beer And Bag Of Taco's. And Send Some More Of Pedro's hoes"

by MishkaItsTrara January 24, 2014

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009

Pedro T Bird

He is my bird

I love my bird, Pedro T Bird!

by Ijustlovemybird August 15, 2023