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car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.
"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."
by LouieFerook April 2, 2016
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Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks
Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.
by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020
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Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."
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Peacock

In Australia, often at music festivals (usually end), a peacock is a guy who walks around shirtless showing off to get womens attractions. They are complete selfish douches and couldn't care about anyone else but themselves and the slutty women around them.
"I might not go to stereosonics this year. Last time I went, I got thrown up on by some douche peacock. Yeah, it's infested with peacocks, ugh"
by Zarshary November 8, 2017
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Kyleigh peacock pussy lips

tee jayd and ju have ran a train on KP 3 times and tee just bagged KP and is fucking her with no lube
Kyleigh peacock pussy lips are wet and juicy and tee nutted in her mouth
by TalbotPaffordlover69 May 9, 2024
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Peacock Anus

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019
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Peacock angel

A name that some satanist have for satan that is centuries old.
by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010
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