Gay Patriot 

A man who watches Navy Seal workout videos while holding his cock in his hand.

I think my best friend is a Gay Patriot but at least he loves his country.
That Gay Patriot spooged on his Wii while watching workout videos.
You don't have to be from Foxboro to be a Gay Patriot.

Gay Patriot by daddys home January 1, 2012

The Patriot 

a sexual action that requires a horse. While doing a girl up the butt you slap her across the back so that red and white stripes appear. Then you beat her left shoulder until it is black and blue. When you both are done you rip her backskin off, jump on your horse and ride away victorious waving your makeshift american flag.

Man, my friend actually tried the patriot on his girlfriend last night and the bitch ended up in the hospital.

The Patriot by Sean Glennon November 14, 2007

e-patriot

an online subversive that sends and shares information over the Internet about restoring Liberty to our nation, which may include anti-big government, anti-communist/socialist, and anti-politically correct propaganda

The United States is raft with online e-patriots, sensing and sharing the re-founding of Constitutional America.

e-patriot by sportdiesel October 17, 2010

The Patriot 

Whilst reciving a blowjob, the woman (or man) giving the head must be holding a pair of sparklers. Preferably out to the side as to keep sparks from burning the reciver. Note: only relevant on the 4th of july.

Man she burned my leg while giving me the patriot the other day..stupid short arms.

The Patriot by Sev711 July 6, 2011

Misfit Patriot Derangement Syndrome 

Misfit Patriot Derangement Syndrome (abbreviated as "MPDS") is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to the TikTok creator Misfit Patriot, that are perceived to be irrational, and have little regard towards Misfit Patriot or his actual positions, statements, behavior or content.

Symptoms of MPDS can be described as attempts to discredit criticism, as a way of reframing the discussion by suggesting that Misfit Patriot and his supporters are incapable of accurately perceiving the world, are racist, sexist, bigots, or any other trigger word which would result in rage-farming toward Misfit Patriot, his friends and supporters.

Charlie Brown's latest video is ridiculous, he's clearly showing signs of Misfit Patriot Derangement Syndrome.

Misfit Patriot Derangement Syndrome by BoughtBot May 14, 2022

Bi-Patriot 

Someone who goes to a different country on vacation that is known for having a large amount of nature (Costa Rica, Peru, Trinidad) and when they get back, criticize every thing about America for being so greedy. This lasts for about two weeks, until they go back to their old ways.

John's being a real Bi-Patriot douche ever since he got back from his Costa Rica trip.

Bi-Patriot by ireallyhopenooneusedthis May 24, 2011

internet patriot 

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

internet patriot by Skeegan April 23, 2018