walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.

"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"

by rock_muncher June 10, 2023

The Maxvita Paradox

The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita

"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"

"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"

by Emkii June 13, 2023

The Limza Paradox

“The Limza Paradox” or “Linny Paradox” is referenced under the circumstances that when too much emotional attachment is existent in a specified setting, the other person will detach and disappear from any form of commitment. This paradox is typically active in the event of complicated relationships, or under situations that may require emotional numbness.

“This guy was extremely toxic, so I hit him with the Limza Paradox.”

“I had to pull a Linny on him.”

by CommonGoalAccreditom March 29, 2022

Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)

person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.

by rraptor222 September 16, 2022

The Cringe Paradox

A paradox in which the use of the word cringe is, in essence, cringe, thus creating an endless cycle of cringe.

Guy 1: That's cringe.
Guy 2: Using cringe is cringe dude.
Guy 3: Ah yes, the Cringe Paradox in action.

by cringecringecringe January 5, 2022