Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.

"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"

by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012

Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.

Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

by bizmike October 24, 2012

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011

premature eclickulation

the act of pressing enter or executing a mouse click before you intended

That card I played to overtrump my partner in Yahoo Spades was a case of premature eclickulation

by talespinner November 3, 2011

Premature Indication

To put on your indicator way before the corner.

Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.

That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"

by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018