Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
by D-Lynn May 13, 2010
It’s like one foot in front of the other, over and over, but you forgot you’re not using your foot and your “front buddy” let’s it out.
Hey Sean, did you see Timmy & Jimmy trying to rock it, in the socket? That’s definitely going to lead to premature aleakulation…
by The guy from ya sista's joint April 05, 2022
The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)
Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said
Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??
Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!
Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)
Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!
Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??
facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.
Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??
Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!
Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)
Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!
Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??
facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.
by Tropical Daydreamer March 16, 2011
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
by Mortgage Commitments March 27, 2011
the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 24, 2012
When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
by Timbobbobtim June 01, 2018