slam pole

similar to slam piece, this refers to someone one wouldn't date or marry, but would fuck into infinity. this is used exclusively to refer to those possessing pole-like fucking appendages. this may refer to men, lesbians who are exclusively penetrative using various objects, and gender-queer or transsexual individuals.
Girl, I'm bout to hit up my slam pole, I need some dick tonight!

I feel that!
by biscuitface November 11, 2013
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Hit the poles

To pole dance -- usually for a strip club
Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 15, 2019
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Gnotem Pole

A totem pole made out of little gnome faces, rather than Native American faces.
"Hey! Check out that cute Gnotem Pole that lady had carved out of that tree trunk!"

"Yeah, sweet! The top one looks like Dopey from the Seven Dwarves!"
by Run Girl September 11, 2009
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Pole Roller

Person who rolls from one penis to another.
Whore,Slut,Prostuite,Pole Roller
by Bethel_Glad June 19, 2010
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Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool
I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.
by Littlelester August 01, 2020
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Pole Bouncing

The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
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colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)
When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!
by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
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