King's Pleasure

King's Pleasure is when you're taking a dump, getting head, smoking a blunt, and drinking a beer all at the same time.

Yo I was mad trashed at this party right, and this girl was feeling my style, so I was talking to her and somehow I convinced her to give me a King's Pleasure, and bro, it was amazing.

by Kyle Goyette May 14, 2008

purchase pleasure

The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.

#1:
Laura-May: Hanging out and shopping with you yesterday made me really happy.

Grant: Me too, but then I'm always happy when I buy things. I'm still getting purchase pleasure today.

#2: I'm not sure I want to go anywhere today honey, I've had a miserable week at work.

Come on, I'll take you to the mall. You'll forget your problems with some purchase pleasure.

by Laura-May June 2, 2008

jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

guilty pleasure

Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.

Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.

by carlsonmandude December 28, 2006

My Pleasure

The international phrase for ChickFilA. Used by workers that have short hair and glasses.

Thanks for the chicken
— My pleasure

See you later
— My pleasure

How are you?
— My pleasure

by AL0001 January 27, 2018

Bathtub Pleasure

An interesting way of pleasuring urself in the bathtub. Put faucet on full blast, medium to warm temperature, place private area (mainly girls) under faucet

Bathtub Pleasure is usually only for girls

by monamonamona October 15, 2005

writhe in pleasure

the action performed after experiencing pleasure so great that nothing but convulsions of the body can suffice to express the delight

antonym - writhe in pain

After taking a shower on a cold morning I jumped naked in my still warm bed and proceeded to writhe in pleasure.

by mooselips December 16, 2008