Platonicly Gay

You don't like the same gender, but you would still do the dirty with them.

I don't like men, but I'll still suck their dick because I'm platonicly gay.

by The Word Nizard December 22, 2021

Platonically-ish

A type of love you feel for a friend that's maybe a little more but neither of you are ready for a commitment.

I love you, platonically-ish.

by MysticalELC March 17, 2022

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Platomic relationship

Platomic relationship

Asexual but nuclear relationship.

Mary and Heather are the only women I like having a platomic relationship with.

by Bucaro March 31, 2022

plutonic relationship

A relationship that creates great wealth, allowing both members to become plutocrats.

My cofounder and I just broke $10/million monthly in sales. We have a great plutonic relationship.

by jkoppel September 7, 2022

plutonic

a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.

"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.

by t2d.curious November 24, 2007

plutonic

Adj: A one-sided relationship that not only fails to ever get romantic, but that manages to get you publicly humiliated in front of your peers when the object of your affections openly dates someone else.

from: "platonic" and the demotion of Pluto to dwarf planet status.

student 1: Hey, WTF? Isn't that your girlfriend smooching with the captain of the football team?

student 2: Yes, Betty and I have a plutonic relationship. She respects my mind.

student 1: Sure, you sorry-ass loser!

by KatieOh! September 12, 2006