1. A souped up version of a golden parachute; a significant monetary payout by one's employer.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
2: What a golden parachute want's to be when they grow up.
Hey, did you hear what happened to Matt? He threatened to sue and was awarded 8 figures in damages. What a platinum parachute that is!
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3 levels that students can be in my school: Platinum, Gold, Blue, and in that order from not that smart to smart. Platinums, as i like to call them, are dumb idiots who are sassy and are going to get nowhere in life.
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Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"
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