phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

plant dust

Plant dust is defined as any dust-like allergen/component of the air that originates from plants. Plant dust includes pollen of all types.

Typical in-house dust is not 'plant dust'.

There's a lot of plant dust in the air at the moment.

by wizardmuffins May 23, 2023

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023

green plant

Weed

Hey do you have Green plant with you?

by Houyttb September 3, 2023

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 3, 2021

sling the plant

The act of selling marijuana

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.

by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022