Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by Piranha Plant August 06, 2014
by BoomBangBonk November 02, 2013
The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
by Plant fucker March 03, 2021
I boob planted the macaroni salad
by Ilikebananaz September 26, 2015
A type of Tramp Stamp.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.
Rhian: "Oh hey guys, check out my new tattoo!"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"
by JustSomeParrinGuy April 12, 2012
Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.
by Jstu April 15, 2018