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phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.
My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.
by needsa newphone July 27, 2011
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Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.
Sally came over last night and she face planted me!
by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023
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green plant

Hey do you have Green plant with you?
by Houyttb September 3, 2023
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sling the plant

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.
by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022
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plant nipple

A plant nipple is the flower of the plant or that of the tree/s, to say simply; yet let me post a bit more info next...
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, Why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet.

Leaves are the nipples of the trees, why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet. The tree is the body, with the soil as the ground. The roots hold the plant up while branches and leaves keep it cool by shading it from heat or sun
Plants evolved from single-celled organisms like bacteria and archaea, some of which developed into larger more complex organisms,....
In essence, plants or trees in themselves have nipples, it is just the nipples that have that of work to bring others to feed from those nipples, as kids are seed, or fruit to some, saying what is the mapping of how trees have nipples, which as long as there are flowers, then those are trees that have nipples.
Look at how the plant nipple s are able to get the bees and the Hummingbirds; to get to that nectar.

it's my grandmother's favorite bird,

well, if you're willing and well, let's put so many plant nipples out so that we can she can see them, and we can smell the flowers too like roses A.K.A. plant nipple s, are your favorite flower to small of the pheromones that are from the plant.

Okay, so if plants have sex Organs, and pheromones, And they also provide shade. And fruit. I guess all trees layer the ultimate giving tree. With some pretty nice plant nipple.
by Craigvalue nova May 2, 2022
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Plant Hoe

Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:

1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.

2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.

3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.

4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.

5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!
by Plant fucker March 3, 2021
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