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Skate-Boar

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs
The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011
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Skate 4

Skate 4 is the fourth game in the skate-series produced by EA. Skate 4 is still in gaming-heaven waiting for permission by God, Jesus and the holy spirit to be released. It is one of the most requested games where the developers of the skate series will not give out any information on this game.
Friend 1: Yo bro, its 2020 why are you still commenting on every single one of EA's instagram post begging them to release skate 4?
Friend 2: Well you see, skate 3 was released in 2010. It was the perfect game. Over the past few years gaming and technology in general have developed in such a state that almost anything is possible. Skate 4 would solve world hunger, war and cancer at the same time. It is necessary if we want our society to develop.
by Jesperaae March 28, 2020
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Skate Wade

Reaction to Dwyane Wade's smoothness on the court and ability to glide to the hoop which is similar to that of a gazelle.
by pyknic November 7, 2011
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Milky skating

A large slick floor is covered in jizz and then you skate across it in your socks
Me and maddie are going milky skating after school wanna cum.
by Sydney_smells February 10, 2017
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Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
by Salient1503 March 21, 2011
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Skate Chaser

1. A girl who is infatuated with hockey players. She will usually find out the group in the school and go after the most suitable boyfriend type.

2. A boy (who is already a hockey player or figure skater) who goes for female figure skaters or other women hockey players.

( See Cleat Chaser)
1. My girlfriend is the only skate chaser in this school, she's lucky she has me all to herself eh? :D
2. James, you play hockey. The only possible girlfriend who could understand you is a figure skater. You HAVE to become a skate chaser, comrade.
by Man o' War June 29, 2013
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Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.
Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.
by brothelface October 13, 2011
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