Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 21, 2011

sko skate

meaning "let's go skate." skaters say "let's go skate" so often that the "let's go" part is often times blended together.

person 1: hey, sko skate the ten stair.
person 2: sure.

by the skateboarder May 29, 2005

Lindin Skates

Lindin Skates refers to a a deity which kills anyone who trashes its name. It does not just kill the person, it will also turn them into a tree after.

Stupid Person: Lindin Skates is such a shit name

Person: DONT SAY THAT OR LINDIN SKATES WILL FR COMR DOWN AND EXPONGE YOU!!!

by Harry Gleeson January 25, 2023

Skate-Boar

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs

The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.

by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011

patty skating

Throwing frozen hamburger patties on the ground usually at a fast food resturant then jumping on top of the patties and skating as far as you can go

Juan and Publo worked at Mc Donald's and were bored so they decided throw some hamburger patties on the floor and go Patty Skating .

by MitchisRich January 2, 2018

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

Path Skating

When snow freezes on a path, turning it into an ice-rink, allowing you to glide along instead of walk.

The snow had been down for three days, so Matt decided to engage in a spot of path skating.

by Masterfull_1992 December 21, 2009