United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

Offroad

Offroad means to travel offroad

That last split decision when you decide you don't want to go through the tunnel or over the overpass or by pass the toll booth by jumping the concrete mediun strip at 100k's good thing your fourby has long travel in the suspension or otherwise your wheels and diffs will be left behind ~ or ~ overtaking that damned semi thats holding you up by cutting the corner (left hand bend) and cutting through the truck stop on the side of the road to squeeze past, or overtaking two vehicles travelling parrallel to each other by driving up the middle of them causing them to go offroad.

by rootyou May 16, 2006

text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

Love triangle offense

When a player or pimp takes two sisters and turns them against each other by means of seduction or charm.

Nancy was pissed at Danny for breaking her sister Shannons heart and when she tryed to confront him about it he ended up making her fall in love instead of getting defensive he used the love triangle offense.

by Prince Eugene April 9, 2009

non-offensive swears

Oh Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu..........nnnnnn!

Miss Goody2Shoes to Friend - "How naughty was that giggle giggle?"

by MissM July 11, 2005

Initial Public Offering

When a young 20-something goes topless in public for the first time. Is usually preceded by consumption of large quantaties of Captain Morgan or fruity drinks. Most likely to see an Initial Public Offering or IPO in short, at....river escapades, Mardi Gras, tailgate parties, outdoor rock concerts, or possibly company picnics.

Dude, you should have seen Suzy at the river this weekend, two Long Islands, and she was giving all the guys at the beach Zipper Flexes when she gave everyone an Initial Public Offering.

Dans' wife pulled off an Initial Public Offering in front of the boss at the company party over the weekend. You just know that asshole is going to get a promotion now.

by Spudrod February 25, 2010

Cain's Offering

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter

Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so

by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010